Saturday, September 25, 2004
Hi,here is my secong blog.
www.seriousnomore.blogspot.com
Lim Wei Tze left it's mark @ 8:17 AM
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Wednesday, September 22, 2004
THE DIARY OF WALTER TZE SAMUEL
It is tough having to settle in Spain playing for Real Madrid.The club is going through a bad patch but I believe that we will recover soon.I am tired from our match against Osasuna.Those Spaniards play football like traditional bull fighters,and they almost succeeded in decapitating me! However,we won the match 1-0 via a David "Ks" Beckham freekick.Ha ha,those boots of his still perform wonders.
I was retreating into my luxury home at the exclusive La Manga in the Madrid capital,when the gaffer called.
Camacho: Hola samuel, camacho aquí.
Me: English please.I'm new here.
Camacho:Oh ok,I just drop by to tell you that I am no longer your boss,and that I have resigned with immediate effect.
Me: That means you are no longer my coach?
Camacho: Technically so,but I will still be staying at the club as a sporting director.
Me:(Whispers to self) This is good....no more stetch of sweaty armpits....
Camacho: Come again Samuel?
Me: (Fakes a sympathetic tone)Er..er... It's been great working under you for er...27 days.You are the greatest coach in my heart!
Camacho: Oh...ho....sob...Samuel....
Camacho: You are the greatest defender that I've ever signed!
Me: (Stimulates a blowing nose action) Yes....I know that.
Camacho continued sobbing,and it took me a good 20 minutes to coax him to take a
rest.
Camacho: Samuel de Gracias, usted es el mejor.
Samuel: (Didn't understand a word,but I just replied with a spanish phrase Roberto "Jian Ming" Carlos taught me.)
Samuel: Usted es un polluelo atractiva.(You are a sexy chick.)
Camacho: ??!! Soy directamente! (I am straight!)
Camacho hung up the phone.
I stood there wondering what caused his sudden digust of me.Roberto "Jian Ming" Carlos taught me to use that phrase to humour someone.Strange....better give Carlos Ming a call........
Lim Wei Tze left it's mark @ 5:58 AM
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Sunday, September 05, 2004
Hi to all,
I have found a permanent job around two years ago,and this is my Boss.
He may not have the looks that man should desire for Him,but I am sure that His character puts a certain Tom Cruise to the lowest ebb of shame.
He is a fantastic Boss.He cares for me,blesses me with abundant life,makes me fruitful,and He even died for me!
People,what more can you ask? Besides,you are guaranteed a post in His organisation as long as you hand in your application form with all your heart!
Sounds unbelievable right? But it's true! To lay your hands on what must be the best career prospect in the world,pray this prayer with all your heart:
Dear Lord Jesus,
I need You...I need Your grace to forgive me,and I
need Your love to change me.
Thank You for Your amazing love.
Thank You for giving me life and eternity.
But above all thank You for dying on the cross for me.
I accept You as my Lord and Saviour.
Now I'm a Christian,which means You live in me.
I belong to You.
I will live my life for You and I will love You forever..
Amen.
Simple is it not? If you have prayed this prayer today,we would love to hear from you! Please email to us at limtze_hogc@hotmail.com.
Lim Wei Tze left it's mark @ 1:50 AM
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Saturday, September 04, 2004
To all my dearest fans,
Tom Cruise invades!! Hahaha. I've come to town, so feel free to come up to me and mob me for autographs when you see me.
Shouts out to all my fans:
Wei Tze: I'll never forget how you ran out from your toilet to see me dressed in just your underwear.
Lynette: Thanks for sending me your heart!
Roy: I know you love me, but I'm straight.
Jie Ying: Don't worry, I'm always available to dance next year.
Feng Xu: Stop sending me prawns.
I'll be back next year! Until then, all you fans can always stare at my pictures.
Love,
Tom
Lim Wei Tze left it's mark @ 1:46 AM
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Thursday, August 26, 2004
I sat in the stillness of the night
Trying my best to get to sleep
Rest seems so far away from sight
Lord I pray for my soul to keep
Strengthen my soul to fight the dark
To all the temptations I shall resist
For onto the devil I will leave my mark
Satan shall cease to exist.
I finally admited I was too weak
To face the day without making a mistake
So to You I lay my life so meek
And I asked You that me You would not forsake
Day by day you guide me on
And my strength I get from You alone
All my battles have been won
For in Your strength I have been sewn
-Wei Tze
Lim Wei Tze left it's mark @ 8:31 PM
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Friday, July 23, 2004
Faith Without Works
Believe and be saved
the minister said,
Believe and be saved
and rise from the dead.
Through grace you are saved
from sin and from hell,
So simply believe
and all will be well.
The preacher continued
and read from the book,
How all can reach heaven,
both angel and crook.
When all had been said
and the church recessed;
With money collected
and everyone blessed;
The preacher retired
to his spacious new home,
In his humble Mercedes
with everything chrome.
He sat in his study,
his thoughts running deep,
He dozed for a moment,
and died in his sleep.
He ran to Saint Peter
and wearing a grin,
Said "I believe in the Savior,
so please let me in"
"Oh no, not another",
said Peter with a sigh,
"Satan's sure working,
the tolls running high."
The preacher looked puzzled,
then saw in a flash,
The plan of salvation,
beginning at last.
Believing is nothing,
if nothing is done.
In getting to Heaven
you follow the Son.
To follow a leader,
you do what is said,
Faith without works
is nothing but dead.
Satan knows Jesus,
believes in him too.
So what's the difference
between Satan and You?
Believe in the Savior,
but always recall,
Faith is important,
but sure isn't all.
Lim Wei Tze left it's mark @ 8:41 PM
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Friday, July 16, 2004
I'm at my sister's house now.I am here to visit my three-week old nephew,Jaydon.There's this undescribable feeling when I cuddled the baby.A sense of joy,a surge of elation,and total amazement by this beautiful life that God has created.Holding the baby close to my body,I prayed a prayer of blessing over my nephew.I told him that he is going to grow up to be a great man of God,and he replied with a shy wink.I carried the baby to his cot and coaxed him to sleep.He slept at that instant.I looked at him and I am simply marvelled by God's attention to detail.Those soulful eyes,petite body,sunshine smile,etc.What a cute baby,what a ingenious creation.
My Lord,You are just so wonderful,and I pray that You will bless Pastor's baby just like how You blessed my nephew.
Ha ha,I got to go and tend to my nephew now.Babysitting is fun!
Lim Wei Tze left it's mark @ 3:28 PM
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Hi,here is my secong blog.
www.seriousnomore.blogspot.com
Lim Wei Tze left it's mark @ 8:17 AM
++++
Wednesday, September 22, 2004
THE DIARY OF WALTER TZE SAMUEL
It is tough having to settle in Spain playing for Real Madrid.The club is going through a bad patch but I believe that we will recover soon.I am tired from our match against Osasuna.Those Spaniards play football like traditional bull fighters,and they almost succeeded in decapitating me! However,we won the match 1-0 via a David "Ks" Beckham freekick.Ha ha,those boots of his still perform wonders.
I was retreating into my luxury home at the exclusive La Manga in the Madrid capital,when the gaffer called.
Camacho: Hola samuel, camacho aquí.
Me: English please.I'm new here.
Camacho:Oh ok,I just drop by to tell you that I am no longer your boss,and that I have resigned with immediate effect.
Me: That means you are no longer my coach?
Camacho: Technically so,but I will still be staying at the club as a sporting director.
Me:(Whispers to self) This is good....no more stetch of sweaty armpits....
Camacho: Come again Samuel?
Me: (Fakes a sympathetic tone)Er..er... It's been great working under you for er...27 days.You are the greatest coach in my heart!
Camacho: Oh...ho....sob...Samuel....
Camacho: You are the greatest defender that I've ever signed!
Me: (Stimulates a blowing nose action) Yes....I know that.
Camacho continued sobbing,and it took me a good 20 minutes to coax him to take a
rest.
Camacho: Samuel de Gracias, usted es el mejor.
Samuel: (Didn't understand a word,but I just replied with a spanish phrase Roberto "Jian Ming" Carlos taught me.)
Samuel: Usted es un polluelo atractiva.(You are a sexy chick.)
Camacho: ??!! Soy directamente! (I am straight!)
Camacho hung up the phone.
I stood there wondering what caused his sudden digust of me.Roberto "Jian Ming" Carlos taught me to use that phrase to humour someone.Strange....better give Carlos Ming a call........
Lim Wei Tze left it's mark @ 5:58 AM
++++
Sunday, September 05, 2004
Hi to all,
I have found a permanent job around two years ago,and this is my Boss.
He may not have the looks that man should desire for Him,but I am sure that His character puts a certain Tom Cruise to the lowest ebb of shame.
He is a fantastic Boss.He cares for me,blesses me with abundant life,makes me fruitful,and He even died for me!
People,what more can you ask? Besides,you are guaranteed a post in His organisation as long as you hand in your application form with all your heart!
Sounds unbelievable right? But it's true! To lay your hands on what must be the best career prospect in the world,pray this prayer with all your heart:
Dear Lord Jesus,
I need You...I need Your grace to forgive me,and I
need Your love to change me.
Thank You for Your amazing love.
Thank You for giving me life and eternity.
But above all thank You for dying on the cross for me.
I accept You as my Lord and Saviour.
Now I'm a Christian,which means You live in me.
I belong to You.
I will live my life for You and I will love You forever..
Amen.
Simple is it not? If you have prayed this prayer today,we would love to hear from you! Please email to us at limtze_hogc@hotmail.com.
Lim Wei Tze left it's mark @ 1:50 AM
++++
Saturday, September 04, 2004
To all my dearest fans,
Tom Cruise invades!! Hahaha. I've come to town, so feel free to come up to me and mob me for autographs when you see me.
Shouts out to all my fans:
Wei Tze: I'll never forget how you ran out from your toilet to see me dressed in just your underwear.
Lynette: Thanks for sending me your heart!
Roy: I know you love me, but I'm straight.
Jie Ying: Don't worry, I'm always available to dance next year.
Feng Xu: Stop sending me prawns.
I'll be back next year! Until then, all you fans can always stare at my pictures.
Love,
Tom
Lim Wei Tze left it's mark @ 1:46 AM
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Thursday, August 26, 2004
I sat in the stillness of the night
Trying my best to get to sleep
Rest seems so far away from sight
Lord I pray for my soul to keep
Strengthen my soul to fight the dark
To all the temptations I shall resist
For onto the devil I will leave my mark
Satan shall cease to exist.
I finally admited I was too weak
To face the day without making a mistake
So to You I lay my life so meek
And I asked You that me You would not forsake
Day by day you guide me on
And my strength I get from You alone
All my battles have been won
For in Your strength I have been sewn
-Wei Tze
Lim Wei Tze left it's mark @ 8:31 PM
++++
Friday, July 23, 2004
Faith Without Works
Believe and be saved
the minister said,
Believe and be saved
and rise from the dead.
Through grace you are saved
from sin and from hell,
So simply believe
and all will be well.
The preacher continued
and read from the book,
How all can reach heaven,
both angel and crook.
When all had been said
and the church recessed;
With money collected
and everyone blessed;
The preacher retired
to his spacious new home,
In his humble Mercedes
with everything chrome.
He sat in his study,
his thoughts running deep,
He dozed for a moment,
and died in his sleep.
He ran to Saint Peter
and wearing a grin,
Said "I believe in the Savior,
so please let me in"
"Oh no, not another",
said Peter with a sigh,
"Satan's sure working,
the tolls running high."
The preacher looked puzzled,
then saw in a flash,
The plan of salvation,
beginning at last.
Believing is nothing,
if nothing is done.
In getting to Heaven
you follow the Son.
To follow a leader,
you do what is said,
Faith without works
is nothing but dead.
Satan knows Jesus,
believes in him too.
So what's the difference
between Satan and You?
Believe in the Savior,
but always recall,
Faith is important,
but sure isn't all.
Lim Wei Tze left it's mark @ 8:41 PM
++++
Friday, July 16, 2004
I'm at my sister's house now.I am here to visit my three-week old nephew,Jaydon.There's this undescribable feeling when I cuddled the baby.A sense of joy,a surge of elation,and total amazement by this beautiful life that God has created.Holding the baby close to my body,I prayed a prayer of blessing over my nephew.I told him that he is going to grow up to be a great man of God,and he replied with a shy wink.I carried the baby to his cot and coaxed him to sleep.He slept at that instant.I looked at him and I am simply marvelled by God's attention to detail.Those soulful eyes,petite body,sunshine smile,etc.What a cute baby,what a ingenious creation.
My Lord,You are just so wonderful,and I pray that You will bless Pastor's baby just like how You blessed my nephew.
Ha ha,I got to go and tend to my nephew now.Babysitting is fun!
Lim Wei Tze left it's mark @ 3:28 PM
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